McCain Plans His Final Show: Sunday’s Comic

Sen. John McCain meticulously planned his five day cross country funeral. His daughter Meghan claimed that her father told her to show the world how tough she could be when delivering his eulogy. She failed. Instead, she showed the world how mean she could be and why her father was the third least popular member of the U.S. Senate.

Planning A Funeral To Rewrite History –

This is a must read book for those leaders who have used their power to wage war, neglect the poor, and abuse the citizenry. Your funeral provides the perfect opportunity to rewrite history. Carefully scripted, even bitter, angry, judgmental, arrogant, and war mongering pricks can create a new legacy.

● Over 5 days, hold multiple events which offer opportunities to elevate your status

● Enlist high school students to line the streets as hearse goes by in multiple municipalities

● Call on the presidential candidates who kicked your ass to sing your praises

● Have progeny, who most embodies your bitterness, blather on and on…..