**Warning Notice to Little Donkey Dimsheviks: this piece may trigger you
Donald, I know what you’re thinking …and it’s not going to happen.
You think if you can stack-up enough chits with your endorsements, when they win, they’ll impeach and ACTUALLY REMOVE ‘Aphasia-Joe’ & Harris, and let you become POTUS once again.
Not in your wildest imagination will it happen. I’m telling you right now, don’t go there.
If you thought all the hysterical superlatives about January 6th were over-the-top (and they are); you ain’t seen nothing if you demand to be President, and throw the country into turmoil over it.
Think about this; do a Nat-Sec style tabletop exercise. The GOP pulls off a ‘wave election’, wins more than 100 seats in the House, and 6-10 in the Senate. Kevin McCarthy is the next Speaker of the House. Pachyderms in the Senate keep McConnell; conservative Dems also vote for him. You want him out; they keep him in.
But Surprise! Surprise! Biden likes working with the Republicans; he can now tell the wacko side of his giant clown-car party, to go pound sand. Plus, Crazy Nancy is now running a hat-shop offsite. Ergo, no impeachment. Biden’s done a lot of favors for his DC buds over 5 decades.
Of course, all this changes if you control the Senate (pssst Don, you don’t …yet).
But consider the historical implications; if the Republicans pull something like this off (it’d had BETTER BE FAST!), the United States could go down the path of a parliamentary democracy, like that of Great Britain.
They have the “No-confidence vote”, we’d have “Impeachment”. Except America has never done REMOVAL; the Brits have ….on several occasions in the modern era. Do you really think they’ll go down this path, out of the Swamp? I’m taking Missouri citizenship.
So Mr. Trump, what should you do? IMHO, #1. Work on your “NYC narcissist bully” game. The old saying holds; “we’re all our own worst enemies”, but the American Presidency really magnifies this. You especially; even Andy Jackson wasn’t such a flamer. #2. Start cultivating that persona of “he’s evolved past 2020”, you know how those posêurs in DC will fall for that one. No more mean tweets; so make the restricted ones you do—convey 10X as much, (and real action without telegraphing your moves).
This is all the time I’m wasting on trying to tell Donald Trump (of all people!), what to do.
But for the rest of us, just remember I told you this was in the cards. It all depends on November.
Sellers is a Southpark Republican living in incorporated Oro Valley; his background is federal technology commercialization