Elias To Pima County Residents: Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter

Pima County Supervisor Richard Elias [Photo from Pima County Facebook page]

Last week, in this very column, I prognosticated a vote at the Pima County Board of Supervisors meeting.

Can you picture Ed McMahon, looking toward me, bellowing, “You are correct, sir!”?

There was so much in the most recent Board of Supervisors meeting that should upset you that we can’t cover it all in one story, or even one day. Be sure to read in today’s Arizona Daily Independent how Chuck Huckelberry spent the median Pima County household income’s worth of your money–plus a 14% bonus–on United Way, and check back tomorrow for even more.

As if the aforementioned waste isn’t enough to boil your blood, I’d like to share with you the words of District 5 Supervisor Richard Elias as he told you, in many, many words, what anatomical impossibilities to perform upon yourself.

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You might have heard these words yourself and not needed me to quote them if you could have attended the meeting yourself. Odds are you were at work, conducting the commerce that pays for this county to waste so profligately, and you were therefore unable to attend in-person. And that is the reason Elias went off. You see, Supervisor Ally Miller, District 1, requested an item for the agenda: Once monthly, she petitioned, the County should hold its Board of Supervisors meetings in the evenings, when the general public is more apt to attend. She cited the turnout at evening Tucson City Council meetings as good evidence.

Board Chair Sharon Bronson, District 3, quickly lied and claimed that an evening meeting would place an undue cost burden on the taxpayer; County Administrator (and snappy dresser, or at least he should be, on his staggering $374,000 salary) Chuck Huckelberry rallied behind Bronson to claim no justification for the expense.

Undeterred, Miller countered that most of the staff involved in conducting the meeting was on salary, that the hourly staff could rearrange their hours for one day a month, and that any resultant cost would be negligible. She was correct. Considering the gobs of money the Board squanders on a routine basis, the few hundreds of dollars it may cost to change staff schedules once a month is negligible and worthwhile. (How many on-the-clock hours do Pima County associates spend on the United Way campaign that the county funds, even if they aren’t supposed to work on the campaign during working hours?)

And then came Elias’s affront. First off, as part of the consent calendar for the meeting (and that’s a whole other issue we will take up tomorrow), the Board approved a schedule for Board meetings from March through August of this year. According to the published meeting agenda, however, the Board only approved the dates of the regular meetings, not the dates and times. That is important, because Elias’s opening salvo speaks volumes and belies his ignorance of the content of the matters on which he votes–willful ignorance, it would seem, considering how he rubber-stamps the Huckelberry-Bronson waste agenda. He began spewing as follows, and this is a direct–albeit extremely lengthy–quote:

“Well, we’re kind of out of sequence here because when we approved the remainder of consent that was not separated out, we approved the meeting schedule for the Board of Supervisors for March to August, uh, on item 14 on consent. So we’ve already done that at this meeting.”

Clearly ignorant to the fact that he had only approved dates and not times, he continued his astonishing pontificating: “Um, it strikes me that this is a resolution searching for a problem. Um, I haven’t heard from a single constituent, uh, regarding this issue, and I don’t see any here today, uh, that have commented.”

Here, Supervisor Miller attempted to interject that the constituents could not attend. He resumed his tirade: “Oh, well, we’ve heard about it before and, and, and it’s…”

Chair Bronson reprimanded Supervisor Miller as Elias continued to speak, “Would you let him finish?”

Elias didn’t skip a beat, “…and it’s not an unusual thing. But, as I said, starting the meeting at seven o’clock, and given, uh, the verbose nature [emphasis added] of our call to the audience section of the meeting now, those meetings could go on ’till, you know, eleven-thirty, twelve o’clock at night. That’s not good for working people. I’m sorry. You know, well, they, they need to go to bed, too. And Chris already takes naps sometimes during the meeting, and that’s okay, I respect him for that, I’m glad he’s here, I’m glad he participates, but, uh, clearly if we have an issue that…”

Here, Miller stated, “We do.” Bronson immediately exhorted, “Let him finish, please.”

He still had a ways to go: “Excuse me! It’s okay, it’s okay, everybody’s a little worked-up this morning; it must be that it’s ‘International Happiness Day.'”

Bronson piped up, “Yes.” Apparently that constitutes letting him finish.

Elias kept yammering: “Um, clearly, if we need to have a meeting at night, any member of this Board can make that as a part of a motion to continue an item so that we have that opportunity to include, uh, some different times and different places as well. Ah, I, I don’t think, well, we have, you know, meetings in, in various places from time to time, um, and then that would work, just, just make it a part of a motion. It doesn’t, it doesn’t have to be so problematic! We also, the Chair also has the authority to call special meetings that, uh, is rarely used, but for emergency circumstances, but again, could be used into the future. Perhaps the better model, and the model that worked, quite efficiently, I might add, was the Monsanto hearings that we held, um, during December and January, and, uh, they were well-attended, and they were in each one of the districts, and, uh, the public participated, and, uh, let their voice be heard. So, so, again, I-I-I-I kind of see this as a resolution searching for a problem because, I don’t know, there’s a lot of working folks over there in, in District 5, and, and I’m certainly in touch with organized labor on a regular basis, and, and I have not heard from any of those folks, any of those voices.”

And then he dropped the bomb on you: “So, eh, to me, non-issue.”

During each meeting’s “call to the audience,” which is apparently a terrible cross for Elias to bear, each member of the public who wishes to speak gets three minutes (well, unless Chair Bronson agrees with the speaker, in which case the time limit becomes a bit squiffy). This lengthy rant–which I hope you read in its entirety–droned on and on for just a few seconds shy of that three-minute mark.

Verbosity, huh?

In fact, Supervisor Steve Christy, District 4, called Elias on this glaring hypocrisy. Elias’s response? “Well, my momma said I had a big mouth, too, so I’m cool with that.”

He’s cool with offending the people who pay his salary. Good for him. It seems he’s also cool with assuming the only “working folks” in the County are in his district. His is the second-smallest of the five districts in the county, by registered voter. His district encompasses some of the lowest-income parts of the County: He doesn’t want to hear from the people who can least afford to leave work to attend Board meetings!

Miller moved the item and Christy seconded it. Chair Bronson called for a roll call vote, in which the Clerk asked each Supervisor in turn for a vote:

Supervisor Christy: Yes.

Supervisor Elias (in derisive, bored tone): No.

Supervisor Miller: Yes.

Supervisor Valadez: No.

Chair Bronson: No. (Just as I had predicted last week, actually.)

Lift hand, extend middle finger, wave toward your voters.

Oh, and Supervisor Elias wasn’t finished: As if he hadn’t already stuck it to the voters, he spat out this lovely comment on another issue:

“Well, I was just gonna mention that during that same 2015 bond election, [the voters] voted against the transportation package, so apparently they didn’t want their roads improved, either.”

He just can’t envision a world in which the local electorate doesn’t trust the Board to manage County funds correctly, or in which the Board uses monies it already has to improve the roads. Perhaps his constituents could have told his as much if the Board had met at a time convenient to the public and not to themselves.

He is ignorant. He is arrogant. He is wrong.

Every bond the County proposed that year failed. And Richard Elias clearly does not understand why. Is it so hard for him to understand that the taxpayers know he is part of the problem? Or could he have the hubris to ignore that fact willfully? There can be no doubt: It’s the latter.

And the fun didn’t stop there. Read along tomorrow as we expose two of the techniques the Board uses to hide their graft from you.

Well, they would use them, assuming they held a meeting when you could attend and observe.

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13 Comments

  1. Welcome to Pima County politics that will not change. There is no hope for this area. The public schools in the COT are crap, the county administration is crap and the COT “leadership” is crap also. The taxpayer does not have a chance and never will. Too many special interests have too much at stake to lose the board majority that they have now. Witness the amount of money the cronies poured into Bronson’s campaign to keep the third “yes” vote and Huckelberry in power. Its no wonder that Pima county is the armpit of Arizona and will continue to be as long as there is a state.

  2. As the “Chris” who has fallen asleep during BOS meetings (I was not sleeping well at night) I can say that the Call to the Audience portion can take long, but the ability of the Supervisors to speak and say little for extended periods is the main issue. The number of speakers on hot button issues, usually rezoning for greater housing density, can make considerable time, but the BOS does not listen to them anyway, or rarely does. I make my comments more to the audience watching at home than the BOS.

  3. I as many of you know often admonished the Board majority. The media would not cover the people issues / concerns.

    I appreciate this article but as Adi readers know only what is approved by Chuck Huckleberry get out via main stream media.

    I agree that there should be meeting at night. I also agree we should have voted for new Supervisors. Too bad majority of voters didn’t, or did they?

    A reminder to readers the election department cheats and only the good ole boy win again and again .

  4. In 1939’s The Wizard of Oz it only takes audiences 1hr and 52 min in total, to know that The great and powerful Wizard is a phony fake. It’s been years and the voters of Pima County still haven’t a clue that the majority of the Pima County board of supervisors are about as far away as Kansas from representing the very people they claim to represent. For the last 15 years Pima County Supervisor Richard Elias has been nothing special, and just like the Wizard of OZ himself, a little smoke and some flashy fire and some booming sounds effects and he would almost pass for impressive from a distance, it’s only once the curtain is pulled back that we see the worthless little man pretending to be someone he isn’t. His interest are clearly not yours or mine.
    I’d feel cheated if I hired a three prostitutes and they gave favors to someone else on my dime, and Richard, Sharon and Ramón, I and everyone else in Pima County outside of the Graftjalva crime family firmly feel cheated by your behavior and lack of ethics.
    Every time Supervisor(s) Bronsoon, Elias and Valadez open their mouths it’s not to the benefit of the taxpayers of this County. So once again, when cream raises to the top we must ask ourselves, “are these floating turds the best we can do”?
    And in parting Mr. Elías, ****NEWS FLASH**** I will not vote in favor of any bonds, overrides and any source of additional funding until you and the current BOS go on a financial diet and stop pissing away what monies you’ve already collected to your cronies.

    TOoT

    • Bravo! I am so disgusted by our Pima BOS and COT politicians I could puke. This morning I heard Regina Romero was attending the Sanctuary Conference, not as she says” because we are a Sanctuary city but the need to know what to expect ” if we were”. Yeah.
      Rothchild already expressed we are a “Welcoming City”
      Seeing as how Jeff Sessions announced a crack down on such cities, I can see her concern. He said ” withholding potentially billions of dollars in federal money — and even clawing back funds that had been doled out in the past.
      All right clowns, there is a new President and the BOS and the COT are going to feel the heat. We need to vote these bozos out!!

      • Aric, I wish that would happen but I have been here for 20 years and nothing has changed, NOT ONE THING. The roads are still crap in both the COT and the county and TUSD continues to be one big cesspool of ineptitude and nothing will ever change it except to break it up into a couple of smaller districts and start with a clean slate. IMHO, the cronies and their minions have won. No progress only debt and more taxes plus fees keep rising. This is not the way to success but it is the crony way. I got mine, screw you is their motto.

  5. Aric, jdfast. I have been here since 1959 but not trying to one-up you, let’s just say I have REALLY been paying attention for the last 20 years, much like you. I couldn’t agree more with everything you have said. Tucson, the liberal bastion, good-ole boys club of the southwest!!

    • I was born and raised here, my parents were very aware of the political climate here, I got aware at an early age because of them. I had more faith in the system then. But after 47 years, disheartening to say the least. But… I will not stop hoping for the better.

    • Hey Libtard Jimmy, you’re a troll on the public dime from the Dem party’s PR dept, desperately trying to do damage control, please stick to the facts, in the event you’re unaware of what a fact is, I’ve included the google results:

      fact
      noun: fact; plural noun: facts

      a thing that is indisputably the case.
      “the most commonly known fact about hedgehogs is that they have fleas”
      synonyms: reality, actuality, certainty; More
      truth, verity, gospel
      “it is a fact that the water is polluted”
      antonyms: lie, fiction
      used in discussing the significance of something that is the case.
      noun: the fact that
      “the real problem facing them is the fact that their funds are being cut”
      a piece of information used as evidence or as part of a report or news article.
      synonyms: detail, piece of information, particular, item, specific, element, point, factor, feature, characteristic, ingredient, circumstance, aspect, facet; information
      “every fact was double-checked”

      Perhaps if for once in YOUR pathetic life on the public tit you engaged in facts over attacks, you yourself might be slightly relevant, but sadly that’ll be the day since your attacks are baseless without merit or facts…
      The last lol is on you little libtard Jimmy.

      TOoT

  6. Well, if Sharon dies, then the board would turn over. She is old and acts as if alcoholic, so maybe change will come soon from God, who kncoks at her door sooner or later.

  7. There is so much waste in Pima county government. There are so many county employees that do not have full-time jobs, many making good money. It’s the Lope employees that are doing all the work. The county really need to look at their jobs and eliminate many of them.

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